asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by truthberryjam.

[#511. Asexuals can reformat their sex drive and install Linux.]

(Reblogged from asexualfactoftheday)

exulansis

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it—whether through envy or pity or simple foreignness—which allows it to drift away from the rest of your life story, until the memory itself feels out of place, almost mythical, wandering restlessly in the fog, no longer even looking for a place to land.

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"are you two a thing?"

one thing that’s definitely a thing is that on one hand, I will get very prickly if you say or imply that nonsexual and/or nonmonogamous relationships are invalid as romantic/dating-type relationships. on the other hand, like, the fact that we don’t want to have sex with each other and the fact that we don’t want to have an exclusive relationship genuinely are two of the things that make it difficult for us to say whether or not we are dating, so??? it’s hard to know what to say to people whom I don’t necessarily trust to be perfectly respectful of nontraditional relationships — such as, for example, our large pack of caring and gossipy housemates, who all seem to be VERY INTERESTED IN WHETHER OR NOT WE ARE A COUPLE, BY YESTERDAY

(Reblogged from michaelblume)

renmorris:

Wtnv + trees

Say! What kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here?

(Source: i-would-hail-it)

(Reblogged from liesonthefloordramatically)

luminousalicorn:

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

Done. Double, Double.

(Reblogged from luminousalicorn)
malindalo:

This pamphlet asks, “Is College Bad for Girls?”
It examines:
"Evils of Dormitory Life—Midnight Hours of Who Knows What?"
"Flirting & Speaking to Male Students without Proper Introductions & Chaperone."
"Reading Improper Novels, Magazines, & Other Suggestive Literature."
"Forming of Unladylike Habits that May Harm the Health & Morals of a delicate Girl—Such as Smoking & Card Playing."

malindalo:

This pamphlet asks, “Is College Bad for Girls?

It examines:

  • "Evils of Dormitory Life—Midnight Hours of Who Knows What?"
  • "Flirting & Speaking to Male Students without Proper Introductions & Chaperone."
  • "Reading Improper Novels, Magazines, & Other Suggestive Literature."
  • "Forming of Unladylike Habits that May Harm the Health & Morals of a delicate Girl—Such as Smoking & Card Playing."
(Reblogged from malindalo)
(Reblogged from waterloggedtomorrow)

teapayne:

you never know!

(Reblogged from ferns-and-such)